Is there more to life than this?

Eeew yuck

We were asked to dinner by a new friend. When we sat down at
the table, we noticed that the dishes were dirty.

"Were these dishes washed?", I asked the hostess as I rubbed
my fingers over the surface.

She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get
them".

I felt a bit apprehensive, but started eating anyway.

Dinner was delicious, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and
yelled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"

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